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Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week #11 –“Anatomical Anomaly” Edition
A naked lady or nude gentleman can be an enticing and lovely sight to behold. Narrow the viewpoint on certain closeups, however, and what looked great in panorama begins to look like an H.P. Lovecraft...
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Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week – Wang Bibs & Labia Makeup Edition
It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these, but there are a few WTF-worthy inventions that alert readers have pointed me to. Apparently, there is a market for festooning one’s favorite (or personal)...
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Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week: “This Really Exists?” Edition
Hello, Dear Readers. I make no mistake that the vast majority of visitors to my humble blog come for WTF-ishness and not my stellar writing skillz. With that in mind, I’m going to make a very...
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Weird Sex Toys Of The Week – There Are No Words Edition
Ladies and gentlemen; While I strive to provide off-color humor and tongue-in-cheek commentary on this blog, I seldom wander over the proverbial edge. While I’m certainly not family-friendly by a...
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Weird Sex Toys of the Week: “Pew Pew Edition”
You’ve heard of explosive orgasms, but these toys take it to the next level. Here are some amorous armaments that will keep a good bedroom soldier at the ready: 1.) The Gun Dildo from...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week (WSOTW) – Exhibitionist Edition
I have never personally used a glory hole. Taken out of context, it sounds like a delightful french pastry that commemorates liberation of some sort. It is not. So when I got hailed on twitter by...
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More Than Ability
A former co-worker and several-years buddy Shanna Katz was the first one to really make me stop and think about sexuality as it relates to people coping with a disability. We talked about it over tea,...
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WSTOTW: Wangpants Edition
I love the idea of strapping on. There’s just something about running around the house with a wang bouncing up and down that’s just, well, fun to me. (I realize that it’s a much more serious ritual to...
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…and Then, Suddenly, A Meteor!
I know that it’s supposed to be a hot sex toy for men ‘an all, but when I saw one of Pipedream’s new products, this is where my brain immediately journeyed to: The gentle Penixasaur forages for his...
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UPDATE: Weird Sex Toys O The Week – “Foot Masturbators” Edition
I get a disturbing amount of hits for a foot toy post I made about 3 years ago. I know foot fetishists tend to be a passionate bunch, but I’m surprised I continue to get “play” from what I consider a...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week REVIEW: Absolute Naughty Sex Kneepads
It should come as no surprise to those that know me to admit I have a genuine passion for the “unusual” in the adult arena. My foot vagina, despite being laden with phthalates and scaring the bejeesus...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: Promoting Bands Through Sex Toys?
The Rammstein Dildo Set was an odd little blip on my radar a few years back – I initially shrugged it off as a shock-value thing, but later learned that the individual dildos were molded from / based...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: Strange Lube Edition
I am a big proponent of lube. Love it as a concept, love it ‘in the field’, just love it in general. Sometimes, however, sex lube takes a turn for the weird. I present Weird Sex Toys O The Week: Weird...
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The Bound Dildo – A Pre-Roped Silicone Cock
Ya’ll know I’m a kinkster. I met ToySir because of kink and it continues to be a big part of our sex life, three years later. I have a virtual war chest of floggers, rope, vampire gloves, you name it....
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: Toybox Edition
As long as there are toys and puberty-driven libidos and curiosity in the world, there will always be a slightly uncomfortable intersection of the two. Imprints are made, bodies are discovered, and...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: The WHAT?? Dildo Edition
Okay. Guys. Those of you who follow me on Twitter are already aware of this because I could no more keep this under wraps than a cat can resist indignantly licking itself after you pet it. I am not...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: My Little Pony Sex Toys Edition
A Quick State of the ToyChick Address: Hello, dear readers – I’m sorry I’ve been MIA. To make a (very) long story short, life in TTC-land is anything but rosy. ToySir – who I’m now going to call...
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Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week: Water Balloon Edition
Random fuckery update – apparently the husband has come to something resembling his senses and started wanting my amazing (let’s be honest here) ladyparts again. We’re doing better now and I am less...
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Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week: Chocolate Quickie Edition
Few bits of coding have a more puzzling, concerning and thankless job than the tracking algorithms on my Amazon account. On quiet evenings, when I’m looking for a tin of my favorite tea or a jar of...
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Let’s Talk About Butts, Shall We?
I am not into butts, personally. Cheeks, external curves, aesthetics, definitely – but not many things go into my individual butt, because it’s just not my thing. I have, a time or two, put things in...
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