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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: Promoting Bands Through Sex Toys?
The Rammstein Dildo Set was an odd little blip on my radar a few years back – I initially shrugged it off as a shock-value thing, but later learned that the individual dildos were molded from / based...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: Strange Lube Edition
I am a big proponent of lube. Love it as a concept, love it ‘in the field’, just love it in general. Sometimes, however, sex lube takes a turn for the weird. I present Weird Sex Toys O The Week: Weird...
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The Bound Dildo – A Pre-Roped Silicone Cock
Ya’ll know I’m a kinkster. I met ToySir because of kink and it continues to be a big part of our sex life, three years later. I have a virtual war chest of floggers, rope, vampire gloves, you name it....
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: Toybox Edition
As long as there are toys and puberty-driven libidos and curiosity in the world, there will always be a slightly uncomfortable intersection of the two. Imprints are made, bodies are discovered, and...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: The WHAT?? Dildo Edition
Okay. Guys. Those of you who follow me on Twitter are already aware of this because I could no more keep this under wraps than a cat can resist indignantly licking itself after you pet it. I am not...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: My Little Pony Sex Toys Edition
A Quick State of the ToyChick Address: Hello, dear readers – I’m sorry I’ve been MIA. To make a (very) long story short, life in TTC-land is anything but rosy. ToySir – who I’m now going to call...
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Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week: Water Balloon Edition
Random fuckery update – apparently the husband has come to something resembling his senses and started wanting my amazing (let’s be honest here) ladyparts again. We’re doing better now and I am less...
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Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week: Chocolate Quickie Edition
Few bits of coding have a more puzzling, concerning and thankless job than the tracking algorithms on my Amazon account. On quiet evenings, when I’m looking for a tin of my favorite tea or a jar of...
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Let’s Talk About Butts, Shall We?
I am not into butts, personally. Cheeks, external curves, aesthetics, definitely – but not many things go into my individual butt, because it’s just not my thing. I have, a time or two, put things in...
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Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week: Mystical Creature Parts Edition (Unicorn Horn...
I’ve touched (har!) on unicorn horn dildos in previous WSTOTW posts, but ya’ll – there have been developments on that front. While I don’t think I’ll ever stop being super sad that Whipspider...
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